The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield at the Peace, Love & A Cure Triple Negative Breast Cancer Foundation Benefit on May 21, 201
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it